Sunday, 27 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 124

Aik Din Aisa Hadsa Huwa K.. . Kiya Bataon . ALLAH Muaf Karye . Toba Toba . . K ”Aap K Number Say Bi Msg Aa Geya” Dasso! Qayamat Diyan Nishaniyan…



Father: Putar zara apna Mobile Dena Beta: Abu ji 1 Minute Abhi on kr ky deta hon G.f pic: delete girl’s # list: delete phone calls received: delete . . . – delete – delete – delete Memory Card: Format: Son: Ye Lein Abu Father: Bus Putar time Dekhna tha Tum khud he time Bata do .



Punjab Police ny admi ko jasoosi k ilzam me pakr liya Admi: Yaqin karen me Pakstni or Muslim hon Inspectr: Acha to phir 6 Kalmy sunao Admi ne 6 Kalme sunaye Inspector: Paa lo inno lammiya, Ae pakka jasoos ay, kisi v Pakistani nu 6 Kalmy pory nhi andy:-



Only two types of communications Are the Fastest in the World.. (1) E-mail & (2) Female Ek second main idhar ki baat udhar!!gdmrng



Aadmi: Molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa batao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote? Molvi: Logon se mar khao or ghussa pee jao. Roza nahi tote ga..



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