Monday, 28 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 140

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi.. cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi.. yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay. Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.



Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… – – – – – Pray – – – – – Pray – – – – – Pray – – – – – I SAID PRAY! NOT press- press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega



Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun nahien? Wife:main kyun rokun? us ny mujayroka tha kya?



Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket? . . . . . Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain



TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.



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