Chintu ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath par likha Aur 5min baad jor jor se rone laga, Uska dost: Q ro rahe ho? Chintu:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia.
Boy:- I Love U. Girl:- Tumne Mujhme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya..? Boy:- Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli.
“Aaj Ka Vichaar” Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Wo Bigad Jate Hai, Aur . Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai. Kyo Sahi Hai Na…..?
Ek sardar ki bahan ko daaku utha le gayd, . Logon ne kaha daaku khatarnak hain khali hath mat jana, . Fir kya tha, . Sardar, . Do kilo aam le gaya.
TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life??? STUDENT: my father’s Cheque book.. Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi Chalta FACEBOOK ke Keedo
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