Boy- aapka naam kya hai….? .. Girls- pahan ke batau ya bol k….! Boy- kya matlab….! .. Girl- Payal aur aapka… Boy- haath me dun ya muh me… Girl- matlab… .. Boy- prasad…..:-*
Indian reet…. .. Girl khud hi pat jayae to pyaar…., .. Dost pata le to uphaar.., .. Gharwale le aaye to sanskaar…, .. aur jab khud pata k Ghar le ao to Hahakaar…
Road pe kisi ka Accident ho….mare hue ko dekhne ke liye logo ki bhid jaama ho gai…. 1 sardar ko bhid ki vajah se kuch bhi nahi dekha raha tha…. CLEVER Sardar- ye mera BAAP h….bhid piche hat gai…. .. ..Dekha to ek KUTTA mara pada tha….:-P:-D:-D.
PATHAR KI YEH DUNIYA JAZBAT NAHI SAMAJHTI DIL ME HAI JO WOH BAT NAHI SAMAJHTI TANHA TOH CHAND BHI HAI SITARON KE BEECH MAGAR CHAND KA DARD BEWAFA RAAT NAHI SAMAJHTIâ€
Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha – “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai. .. .. .. .. .. Dulha Bola:â€Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga! *JuSt FrOm SkR*
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