2 snakes on FB chat: . snake1: fusss snake 2 : fusss . snake1: fusss fusss fusss snake2: fussss fusss fusss . snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss . snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow…… Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat pe, mujhe pata tha fake ID bnake aya hai :::::D
Teacher: What is ur name……?? . Student: NISAAR . Teacher: Batao ki tum kaise paida hue……?? . . . . . Nisaar: Jawani Janeman, Hasin Dilruba, Mile jo Dil jawa,NISAAR ho gaya..:P =D Teacher shocked – Student rocKed:D
Hum to yun hi Paani ko gaur se dekh rahe the yaaro. . . . . . Itne mein 1 machhli nikal kar boli. . Kaminey.. . . . Tere ghar me maa behan nahi hai kya.. ?? :O
Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnam he…… . . . . . . . . . warna. . . . . . . .. takleef to sbse zada padhai hi deti he… :p students thoko like ***
2 Judwa Bachche… . . . 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha… . . 2nd Udaas tha… . . Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho… . . Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein… dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :
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