Santa BANK me aake so gaya_: . Puchho Q.? . . Qki.. . . Usne Board par advertise padhi, ki.. . Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai.
SMS KE RATES 1998 – Rs 5 2000 – Rs 3 2004 – Re 1.50 2006 – Re 1 2008- 50ps 2009 – 10ps 2010 – 1ps. Aap kab karoge? Jab SMS pe loan milega tab.? -
Chae wala:bholi si surat ankho me masti dur khadi sarmaye haye haye. ladki boli:kali si surat hat me ketly dur khadi chillaye chaye chaye.
Girl:Bas Karo Koi Dekh Lega Boy:Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Sidhi Raho, Waha se Hath Hatao, Plz Thoda Karne Do Agar Nahi Dikhaya To Mai Faii Ho Jaunga…
Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye… Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?. Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha… Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha…
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