Dil me hai ek Baat zuban pe laun kaise, Haal is Dil ka duniya ko bataun kaise, Wo kehta hai Gum hai to tu rota kyu nahi? Aansu sookh gye ankhon k ro ro kr, ye baat use samjhaun kaise..? Khan Shahid
1 bhikhari so rha tha, aur Usne apne samne board laga rakha tha, “4 god sakE” “katore me Note hi dale* *sikke daal kr neend kharab na kre
Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai? Banta: Rail gadi Santa: Tujhe kaise pata Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!
Boy on date in restaurant: Tumse 1 baat kehna chahta hu:. Girl: kya? Boy-I already have a girlfriend. Girl-daraa diya saale,mujhe lagaa paise nai hai.:
Girl: hipnotize krna kya hota h? Boy: kisi ko apne bas me krke usse apni mrji k kaam krwana. Girl: chal jhoothe, usko to bfrnd bnana khte h
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