Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 18

Zindagi me jab b kabhi kadam ladkhdaye or aap gir b jao to darna mat. Himmat or hosle se apne aap ko khda karke awaz dena waiter!!Ek pag aur…



Jis Din Unse DIL Laga Baithe Tanhai Me Sukun Ki Maa Chuda Baithe, Wo To Kho Gayi Behenchod Kisi Aur Ke Khawabo Me Aur Hum Apni Hi Jhanto Me Aag Laga Baithe..



Jo student top kre, wo . . . . . . . “Student Of The Year” . aur jo student fail ho jaye wo . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Student Of The Next Year”:p . Think hatke- jiyo datke… :D



Got it… Mil gaya kamina.. . . “HENRY FISHEL-THE AMERICAN” was the first to invent THE EXAMS….:-l Forward to all students. Sale ne jindagi narak bana di!



1 Topi bechne wala ped k niche araam kr raha tha. Kuch Bandar uski topiya utha kr le gaye. Topi wale ko apne Dada ki sunai kahani yaad aayi Or usne apni 1 topi utha k fek di. 1 Bandar aaya, Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD maar k bola- “Sale tu kya sochta h Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi suna k gaya” :P



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