Sir:Tens kitne tayp k hote hai? Boy: 3 ,present,past. future Sir: gud Exampl do Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga. Djsumit
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Ankho mein nami thi aur bitamin c ki kami thi raat bhar jisse baat kiya woh gf nahi uski mammy thi
1 bhikhari ki lotry lag gyi to vo 1 mandir bnvata h. 2nd bikhari- yar tu mandir kyun bnva rha h? 1st bikhari- qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga.
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
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