Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 149

Santa: I got upper birth have not slept in nite. Banta: Y did not u try 2 xchange. Santa: There was nobody 2 xchange in lower birth.



Ek Chinese aur Indian Train me safar kr rhe the. Tabhi ek machchhar chinese k samne aa gya tab chinese ne use mara aur kha gaya. Fir ek dusra machchhar Indian k paas aaya tab Indian ne use pakda aur chinese se bola Kharidoge kya?



Top stupid shayaris are back: 1.Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist, “My name is Khan & i am not a TERRORIST.”;) 2. raat k 2 bje baji ghar ki bell, “Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar bola ALL IZZ WELL.”;) 3. Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu, “Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano RAMESH BABU !!”;) 4. Tum bin hum kaise ji payenge, “Aayenge.! Mere KARAN ARJUN zarur aayenge”;) 5. Cal karne se pehle balance jachna, “Basanti in KUTTO k samne mat nachna..”;)



Jab “LADKI” Facebookpe tumse Baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge. . . . . Zara socho yaar……?? . . . . . . Are yaar bahot simple hai . . . Uske WALL pe likh do.. Oye Mere inbox me “ILuv U”kyu bheja..?? :p =DD (¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯) *`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸ ­ .•´ ☆ º `•.¸.•´ º ☆ .¸♥~ ♦✰♥♥¸.•´ (¸.•` Djsumit



mast Story 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr… kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlaih to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha. Djsumit



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