Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare. daadi:- thik he. pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap,mom,dad,mai aur behen. daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge. pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge. daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge. pintu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge. daadi:- Pintyaaaaa… Kaminne kutte Soja chup chap. …FRIENSSS THOKO LIKE
Ek Pathan Rozana cycle pe mitti ki BORI rakh k Border k paar jata . . Police check krti lekin Bori mein mitti k ilawa kuch nahi hota . . . . Ek din ek police waley ne puchha: kaha tum smuggling kis cheez ki karta hai . . . Pathan: CYCLE KI Police Shocked Pathan ROCKED.
Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare. daadi:- thik he. pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap,mom,dad,mai aur behen. daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge. pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge. daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge. pintu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge. daadi:- Pintyaaaaa… Kaminne kutte Soja chup chap. …FRIENSSS THOKO LIKE
Ek Din Pappu Akela Udaas Nadi K Kinare Baith Kar Usme Patthar Phek Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Mendhak Nikla Aur Bola . . . . . . . Aaja Paani Ke Andar Abhi Teri Udasi Door Kar Deta Hu Saale Kutte Kaminey Meri Item Ka Sar Phod Diya!:p
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