Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi . “O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…†. . . . . . Tabhi Pappu utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur bola:”himmat hai to aage Gaa..:p :O
girl shock – apna pappu Rock..
Aaj subah college jaate time mujhe 4 logo ne kidnap kar liya..:p Mere bapu ko fone laga ke saalo ne 10,000 rupaye maange… Baapu ne bhi keh diya ” bhai tu hi rakh le…:p” ” waise bhi engineer hai, kisi kaam ka nahi..:D” Saalo ne 3 ghante baad chhod diya..
dur se dekha…to kitaabe thi.. Gaur farmaiyega…. Dur se dekha to..Kittabbe the… . . . . WAh Wah. . . Betaji.. Fir to pas jane ka sawal hi paida nahin hota
1 ladka addmission lene college gaya.. Principle: Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan ?? Ladka: 1 mushkil sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat ?? Ladka: Din Principle: wo kaise ?? . . Ladka: Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya .. :O :p . . . . Thoko Like*** for this Intelligent student:D
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Arranged Marriage – Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi kiRasme total Rs.10,50,000 . . Love Marriage – Rs.100 ka Stamp paper Rs.20 Notary Rs.50 ki Varmaala Rs.20 ka Photo Total Rs.190 Paisa apka Pasand apki Faisla apka jago grahak jago lover k sath bhago
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