Apki Kahani Meri Jubani :- Apke pas dimag hai, Chalta nahi alag baat hai, Aap smart ho, Koi manta nahi alag baat hai. Aap shareef ho, Lagte nahi alag baat hai. Kaafi izzat hai aapki, Koi karta nahi alag baat hai. Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai, Phir bhi msg padh rahe ho, Kya baat hai.
America mein Light gayi to… Power Office mein phone karte hain! . . . JAPAN Me gayi to… Fuse check karte hain! . . . Par… . . . INDIA mein gayi to… Padosi ka ghar dekhte hain.. Sabki gayi hai… Ya saali apni hi khraab hui hai..:P =DD agree ?? Thoko like……sahil
Reporter kasab ki phaansi ke pehle:, “aapko kaisa laga 4 saal india me reh kar.. ?? . KASAB:, “mujhe pata nahi tha k mein yahan 4 saal rahunga. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nahi to Mai Engineering Kar Leta..
Log kehte hain, kaash. ., Padhai pyaar ki tarah hoti, toh Apne aap ho jati !!!
Par me toh kehta hu, kaash. ., Pyar padhai ki tarah hota, toh Gharwale maar maar k karwate. .
hu na me genius ???? andar andar has kya rahe ho like *** bhi kardo :p…..sahil
PaPPu in police office: “ye photos kiski hain ??? Police officer: “yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai. . PaPPu: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.
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