.Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche . . â€Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara . .Kyon ??? , , ,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha.:xD *JuSt FrOm SkR*
GIRL Xcuse me brothr dats my seat BOY Ok bt im not ur brother My DAD nevr fucked urMOM GIRL True bt my DAD fucked ur MOM MORAL Ladkia b ab madrchod ho gyi hai
Girl to boy: “Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfuz koi jagah†Boy: Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao be-dharak meri jan, kyun k Millat ka paasban hai Mohammad Ali Jinnah :- Happy 14 Augast
Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha . . . Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.†. Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola. Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.†. Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha…….?? . Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do….:P
Boy- agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabat h, aur bs yehi meri chahta h to tum kya kahogi….? Girls- main tum se kahoongi isi baat ko tum agar…. ….khana khila ke kahate, ….zara mobile me blance dalwa k kahate… ….mujhe sopping karwa ke kahate to accha ho taaaa…..:-) ….aesi hoti h girls, agree boys….to thoko na..like..
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