Sunday, 27 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 109

Girl- mujhe koi aesi sabji do na jiske 2 fayade ho….! .. Sabjiwala- ye lo karela, pasnd aae to kha lena warna…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..2 piece kar k Aankho me laga le……:-P:-) ….soch bodlo yaaro.



Shadi K Pehly Din Husband K Mobile May Wife Ka Nam My Sweet Wife 3 Month Baad My Wife 6 Month Baad Home 1 Year Baad Unkown No. 2 Year ßaad Wrong No.



G.f romantic mood me santa se….. ..”feel me like wife”… .. Santa kapde utarkar…. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..” le ja saali aur fata fat dho k la”…..:-*



1 Gulab Hrdm Gulab Rahega,Chahe Wo Gmle Me ho Ya Dustbin Me,Isi Tarah Aap Hmesa mere Dst Rhege Chahe Aap Central Jail Me ho Ya Mental HospitalMe



Ek Boy ne ek Girl ko Call kiya…… … Boy- I LOVE U JAAN. .. Girl- sacchi. .. Boy- mucchi. .. Girl- accha to ek 100 ka recharge karana… .. .. .. .. .. Boy- Sorry Didi worng number…..:-* Djsumit



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