Murga to murgi.-i love u mein tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon.. Murgi-really? Murga- yes… Murgi-to aaj mere liye ande de do… I will marry you…..
Teacher-chand pe pahla kadam kisne rakha? Santa-neil aamstrong…. Teacher-aur dusra…. Santa-abe pagle dusra bhi usi ne rakha hoga…
Dadaji-beta zara mere daanton ki jodi dena… Pota-dadaji roti to abhi paki nahi.. Dadaji-roti ko maar goli saamne wali bhudiya smile de rahi hai…
A ldki perfume laga ke bus mei chadi.. Ladke ne comment pas kiya-aajkal phynial ka use kuch zyada hi hota hai. Ladki boli-phir bhi cockroch piccha nahi chodte…
Mene pucha in vadiyo se kyu itna etr rahe hai wo bole me kisi se kaam nahi sundarta me, Mene pucha vadiyo se kabhi dekha hai meri jaan ko tu jis din dekh lega tu apni sundarta ko bhul jayega meri jaan ke samne to ye suraj kya ye chand bhi jhukhta meri jaan ki sundarta pe or in phoolo se pucho jo lete hai khusboo or tajapan meri jaan se fir kyu itna etra raha hai… e vidiyo….
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