Thursday, 24 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 56

Santa Auto Wale Se – Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto? auto wala- HA Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!



Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata tha. Aik baar usne socha mein apni windows ka pasword kya rakhon jo kabhi na bholun. Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT … Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta Computer usey khud bata deta “Ur pasword is Incorrect” Santa Rocked Computer Shocked



Santa Electric Shop Me-: 2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents. Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota Ek Bajaj Ka De Or Ek Usha Ka.



santa NE EK KHUBSURAT LADKI KO PUCHA AAP KAHA RAHTI HO ? LADKI: M.G.ROAD banta: ITNI KHUBSURAT HOKAR BHI ROAD PARRAHTI HO MERE GHAR CHALO NA….



2 Pandito Me Ladai Ho Rahi Thi, Bahut Der Ho Gayi To, 3rd Pandit Ne Pucha Kya Hua To 1 Pandit Bola Jab Main Lehsun Pyaj Nhi Khata To Isne Mere Chicken Me Dala Qu!



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