Shohr Biwi se: Aj sham ko jab mei office se aa raha tha to ek kutta…! Beta: Ammi, Ammi, Bablu ne mera khilona le lia..! Biwi: Beta Chalo khilona do bhai ko Shabash…! Shohar: Acha to jab mei sham ko office se aa raha tha to ek kutta…! Bablu: Ammi, Ami bare ne mera baloon phar dia Biwi: Aray chup Ho jao kamino! Pehle mujhe Kutte ki bat to sun’ne du?? :O
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se. to khuda kasam hum madhosh ho gaye. jab pata chala nazar parmanent tirchhi h. hum khade-khade hi behosh ho gay..
Jane ye kaise ‘Afsane’ Lagne Lage, Aapko Hum ‘Begane’ Lagne Lage, Ab to Aap Hame “SMS” bhi Nhi karte, Shayad Apni “Shadi” k Liye Paise Bachane Lage.
Humare Chale jaane ke Baad… Yeh Samandar Ki Ret Bhi Tumse Pucha Karegii… “Kahan Chala Gaya Woh Shaqs…? Jo Tanhaii Me Bas Tumhara hi naam likha karta tha…”
Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach, . . Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa:No I M Gopal Singh, . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No I M Gopal Singh . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh And Left Tht Place In Anger. . . Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby, R U Relaxing? American: Yes. . Santa Slaps Him&Says, “Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D
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