Santa:- What Is A Girlfriend? Banta:- Addition Of Problems, Subtraction Of Money, Multiplication Of Enemies & Division Of Friends..
Pregnancy poem Ab Q lagi rone Jab bacha laga hone. Tab Q nahi royi thi Jab chipak k soyi thi. Ab jo kiya hai wo bharo Tab to kehti thi janu aur kro aur kro
Naraj Baap-iss ladki mein aisa kya hai ki tune shaadi k liye haan kar di? . . . Beta- dad ye bachpan mein angutha bahut achchha choosti thhi…
Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
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