Police: Where do you live? KID: With my parents Police: Where does your parents live? KID: With me Police: Where do you all live? KID: Together Police: Where is your house? KID: Next to my neighbors house Police: Where is your neighbors house? KID: If I tell you, you wont believe me Police: Tell me KID: Next to my house xP
SORRY I’m disturbing you at this time .. But .. Please can you do me a favor? If you are not Buzy or not doing anything important.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Can you please.. . . . . . SMILE .. xD It really suits you!! xP MORAL- Sab admins LIKES ke bhooke nahi hotay.. xP xD
Pappu: Sharab Peete Huey Rone Laga . . Santa: KYa Hua kaminey, Ro Kyu Raha hai.. . Pappu: Yaar Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ke Liye pee Raha tha, Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha hai… :O =D
Epic But True : . . 4 Girls In A Group Can Say : “Yaar, Tera Bhai Mast Dikhta Hai, Intro To Karwa De..!!” . But . 4 Guys In A Group Cant Say : “Yaar Teri Behan To Mast Dikhti Hai..!!”
short story.. 1 day.girl-m tumhari frnd hun bas. boy-ya 2 day.girl-hamaare bech frndship kuch jyada ho gyi na. boy-shayad 3 day girl-tum kuch bolte q nhi. :/ boy-kya bolu girl-jo m sunna chahti hun. boy-I love you? girl-I Love you too..^_^ in breakup boy-mene nahi socha tha tum mujhe chor dogi. girl-HUH mene bola tha mujhe purpose kro…xD xp
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