A touting story : a little boy saw a puppy went near it nd touched it touched it again, touched it again. OH what a touching story…
gf:- bohot dino se kahi gaye nahi! Mc’donalds chale’ bf:- pehle Mc’donalds ki spelling bolo fir chalenge! gf:- thik hai to KFC chale? bf:- KFC ka full-form bolo to hi chalenge! gf:- abe kutte samosa hi khila de kamine! smart boy (‘,’) <|> /\ hows the joke?
NEW TEACHER : all students introduce ur name and hobbies 1st boy: my name is arbab nd my hobby is watching moon 2nd boy: my name is asif and hobby is watching moon all boys told their different names but hobby was same TEACHER: good all boys have same hobby now its girl’s turn 1st girl: hi my name is moon.
3 saal k bachche ne pyar ki definition likhi . . .. … . . . . . . . . . pyar huggies me huyi su-su ki tarah hota h jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khud ko feel hota h..;)
Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha . . . Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi LadkeKo Kiss Karti Hai To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre k Muh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.†. Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar chutiya bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola. Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.†. Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj h..?? . Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do
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