Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 43

Girl Asked: Kisi Ladke Ki Bahut Sari GirlFriends Ho To Wo Talented Kehlata Hai, . . . . . . . Lekin Kisi Ladki k Bhut Saray BoyFriends Ho To Usey Chaalu Q Kaha Jata Hai…?? Boy With Golden Words: ” Qadar Uss Chaabi Ki Hoti Hai Jo Bahot Se Taalo Ko Khol Sake, Na k Uss Taale Ki Jo Har Chaabi Se Khul Jaye… =D



Son:- “Papa chalo Circus Dekhne jaate” . Papa:- “Main Busy Hu . Son:- Papa chalo na Waha 1 Ladki chote Kapdo mein, Sher Ki Sawari Karti Hain” . . . . . Papa:- Chalo theek hain tum kahte ho to, waise bhi Bahut Din Se Sher Nahi Dekha.. =D =))



Girlfrnd to BOyfrnd – : I am Pregnant.. Boyfrnd : R u Sure , Ye mera Baccha Hai.. Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli : ” Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise CHalega ??”



Lipstick Lgana LARKiYON Ki Beauty Hy. Wah Wah . . . . Lipstick Lgana LARKiYON Ki Beauty Hy, . . . . Usy Taste Karna LARKO Ki Duty Hy wah wah wah… DDD



Wo BEWAFA Hai To Kiya Hoa? Mat BURA Kaho Usko….. . . . Hum Kisi or Ko Set Kar Lenge DAFA Karo Usko:/ (‘,’) <( (> _//_ My Foot Wese Bhi Mom kehti Hain I m Too Cute



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