Thursday, 24 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 42

2 baar lips pe, . 2 baar gaal pe, . 2 baar mathe pe, . 2 baar eyes pe . Kiss wiss nai Cold cream zaroor lagana Sardi aa gai hai na. HAPPY WINTER. Djsumit



Hm 1 bar jite h… Hm 1 bar mrte h… Shadi b 1 bar hoti h.. or Pyar… ? ? ? ? Apke tallent pr depend krta h ap kitni bar kr skte ho….;)



sadi ke Raat Pappu Confuse hogaya ke Kya baat Kare… . . . Aadha Ghanta Sochne ke bad Pappu Apni Bivi Sy Bola… . . . . . . Kya Aap Ke Gharwaalon ko Pata he ke Aaj Aap Yahi Ruki Gi.??? xP xD :D



1 Mendhak pandit ke pas gaya or Apna future pucha. Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki milegi or Tera Dil le jayegi.! Mendhak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha? . . . Pandit-BIOLOGY- LAB me.



Santa-kosis krna umr qaid ho fansi na ho. Banta vakeel: don’t worry. After court Santa-kya hua Banta-Bahut muskil se umr qaid krwai, adalt toh riha kr rhi thi.



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