Thursday, 24 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 41

Ek chhota sa par bahut khatarnaak sentence jo na jaane kitne Ladko ki jindagi barbaad kar deta hai.. : : : : : : : “Yaar, vo tujhe dekh rahi thi”



Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye… Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye Director:- wo toh hain hi ..! Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun? Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!



Unko na aya hamari wafa pe yakin Humne kaha hum mar jayenge tere bin. Unhone kaha “MARR JAO !” :/. . . . . . fir kya? ( ._.)> <) ) _//ekdum bezzati type laga yaar



Sir: Tere papa kal kyudaawat diye the? Boy: Sir, Aap aaye the? Sir: Haan Boy: Apko nai malum? Sir: Nhi Boy: Sir, wo 11 fakiro ki dawat thi:-P:-D Djsumit



Na maut milti hai na Zindngi Milti Hai zindngi ki raaho me babasi milti hai Rula dete hai na jaane kyo duniya wale jab bhi mujhe koi khushi milti hai Djsumit



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