Thursday, 24 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 40

Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times. . Kid: ok . Nurse: What do u feel now….?? . Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe….:P :D =D



♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u . Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate . Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke :) . Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ;) :D :P



1 Sawal _ _ _ _ _ ? Pagal tanhai main kia mehsoos karta hai.? Zaroori nahin ke abhi reply karo. JAB MEHS00S KAR0 T0 BATA DENA..:p



GirlFriend: Hum bohat badnam ho chuky hen, ab hamy shadi ker leni chahiye… . BoyFriend: Lekin itni badnami k bad… . . . Hum Se shadi kare ga kon??



Girls, while watching Titanic:-How romantic! Awww !: . . . . Boys, while watching Titanic:-* * * * Oye! Woh Drawing wala scene phir se laga na.



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