Thursday, 24 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 39

Sir:SabSe Zyada Calciam Kis Dudh Me Hota H snta:21sal Ki ladki K Dudh Me Qki Is Pe MuH Lgao To Body K Un Hisso Me B Jan AaJati H Jisme Haddi NHi Hoti…



Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.



aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sarpar… taj… ho ghar me shanti ka…. vas… ho * HAPPY DIWALI * Djsumit

Teacher:aap apne bache ko Kon Banega Crorepati” mat dekhne do, Dad:Q? Teacher:Maine kaha papa ka naam batao to kehta ha 4 option do.



ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!! Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja SAktay Hain? Dentist:Nahi..! ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL DoOn? Doctor: NikaLo. ChILd:He He He He…..kk :) :) :)



1st ladies : Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho ?? , ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ 2nd ladies : Bahot Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki , Lekin mere Husband Se Achchha Koi Nahi :) :D :D :D



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