Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 38

KaiSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur DocTor Se iLaaJ KaraaNa Ae DoSt iShQ Ka RoG Tha MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se Hi AraM AaYa Uff.



Santa:Dr.mein jab baat karta hu 2 muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,aadmi nahi dikhta.Dr:Aisa kab hota hai Santa:Phone karte waqt.



I like 3 things in my life: 1)maggi:* 2)Dew:O 3)You;) Reason: maggi for eating Dew for drinking & u Ooye Hoye.!! Bartan kaun Dhoyega?



Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass…:P . 1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart…;) . 1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love…. . . But Why the Hell . . . . . . . 1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam’s… Point To Be Noted.. =DD =))



1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya. Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000 payega. 1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam raha. 3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya. Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha: VOTE CONGRESS ko dena! To sirf ek ne kaha: LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA…* hahaha



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