Kavi ka beta School Me..:p Teacher:”what is Noun.. ?? . Student:”Arz karta hoon, . Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king, Wah wah.. . Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein King.. . Noun is a Name Of any person, place or thing..:p :O
Kya pata uski zuban se b izhar nikle,kya pata unke dil me b pyar mile,sach he uske bina ji nahi sakte,kya pata uske dil se b yahi baat nikle..
Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya? Santa : sochne ke baad . . . . . Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASHAN CARD chalega ? :p :O
Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai . . . . . . . . . . . . “DONATE YOUR EYES†Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai.. Kalyug hai bhai … :p
Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya, . Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye . . Batao kyun?. . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha ..;) :p :O
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