Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 2

Ek Baar Discovery Wale, Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye, . . & They Got Shocked… . . . Because Rajnikant Waha Already Papad Shek Raha Tha…:p



Rajnikant’s Power Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me.. 1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye.. 1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki Gardan Kaat Di.. Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya.. Talwaar Ghumayi But Machar Udta Hi Raha.. Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai.. Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola : Udd To Raha Hai.., But Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa…!!;-)



Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua. Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi… Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.



Global warming : Our next generations will not be able to seepolar bears and tigers!! . . . . . . . To hum kya karein? Humne bhi to dinosaur nahi dekhe, Kabhi shikayat ki kya? 8-|:| =D



Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:”Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:”Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D



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