“I love walkn in rain so dat no onecan c my tears!” – . ye purana wala tha . . . . “i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking”- . ye naya THA . . . . latest pta kya hai? . . “i love walking, bcoz petrol / diesel mehnga ho gya hai ” :p :O
Pappu: mai raat ko bathroom gaya to vahan pr bhoot tha. Golu: to phir kya hua? . . . . . . . Pappu: hona kya tha mai bhoot sebola tm hi kr lo, hmara to aise hi nikal gaya tha.. :p
Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata? . . Beta: Yo Mom Its Fashion Maa : Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye risht leke Ate He or Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate he :O
First Year Of School : First Thing You Learn Is ABC . . . . First Year Of College : First Thing You Learn Is BC
Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? Waiter: bus karo salo smne 1 hi ped hai..ab kya pura jungle banaoge..
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