When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Santa was smoking front of his father. Mom-Oye Papa ke samne smoking rha hai. Santa-BAAP hi to hai, sala konsa patrol pump hai jo Aag pakad lega.
Children of convent school (in zoo):Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping, don’t distrub. but Govt.school ke bachhe:OYe woh dekh tera Baap so rha hai, patthar maar saale ko…
1 Admi 1 Lady se kehta he- Apke kitne bache he? LADY-”10″ MAN-Yane apki Jamin acchi upjau Hai! LADY-”HARAMI” Meri jamin upjau nahi, Mera KISAAN Mehnati hai.
Buterflies dont knw in wat colour their wings r but our eyes knw how pretty they r. Like wise u dont knw how sweet u r but i know how special u r 2 me…gud afternon :-D:->:-y
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