Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 26

A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”.. :O =P :D =D



Technology Impact: Year 2050 Mein Pita Gusse Mein Apne Nursery Ke Bache Se: . . Maine Tumhe Hazaro Baar Bataya Hai….. . . . Ki Tum Vastav Mein . . . Paida Hue The Na Ki Download… Djsumit



The Judge asked the prostitute -’So wen did u realize u were being Raped?’Prostitute: ‘When the cheque bounced!’



Santa to banta santa-agar lion ko khula chodenge to kya hoga. Banta-lion chori ho jaayega…



believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.



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