Txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb Txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead Txt msg:i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u Txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy!
Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi .. . . To. . . . . . To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa
Once a dakoo tied mangalsutra to his gun, n thn suddenly every1 statred worshiping him….Y ?? think think…..Bcoz he became ‘GUNPATI’ now
1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge†Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Thaâ€Bewkuf Ban Gya ‚‚ lat
Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:) ROHITRAJE
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