Santa ka Promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko aise andaz se btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae. . . . . . . . . ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath Soyegi…!!! xD
Log kehty hain k insan ko sb se zyada dukh mohbat m dil tutny p hota he But mera zati khayal he k Dhop m khari BIKE p bethne se b cheekhen nikl ati hain.
Boy asked his dad 4 a bike. Dad :- why did god give u 2 legs ? Boy :- one to change gear & other to apply break.â€! “Youngster rock. “Parents shock…
Maha fadu joke :-P
:-D . . Santa in Lift.. . . Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, . or . SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:) . . 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume”Rs.7000 ..
. . achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda . Or . SANTA ko dekhne Lagi… :@ . . SANTA with smile:- “Muli”14 RupeyKilo…..
Santa Madhosh \m/ ladkia Behosh.
PM to Secretary- Jab se me PM Bana Hu Meri Maa ko Hichki Bahut Aati Hai. . Secretary- Actualy Sir, Petrol ke daam badhne se Log Aapki Maa Ko Bahut Yaad Karte Hai.
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