Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega??
Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi Par Dudh Nahi Tha, To Ladki NeApne Kapde Utare Or Or Or Or Or Dusre Kapde Pehan Kar DudhLene MarketGayi.
Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh deti hai Issliye mahilao se guzarish hai mushkil waqt me saath de . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh faatne na de…..he he he he ///sss///
Read Must =D Boy: Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi CarTo Nahi par Tumhe Apni Palkon PeBitha ke Ghumaunga.! . Mere Paas apne dost Jaisa Bada bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga . Mere Paas apne dost Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga . Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye…?? . Girl:– Dimag ki maa behan mat kar, Apney Dost Ka Number de.. :/:D =D
Dr- Which soap do u use???? Santa- Bajrang da soap, DR- Toothpaste??????? Santa- Bajrang da paste, DR- Shampooo?????? Santa- Bajrang da shampoo Dr- Is Bajrang an international company?????? . . . . . . . Santa: No, Bajrang is my room mate……..:-) Djsumit
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