Ik ladke match dekhne gai usne apne lips pe india ke flag ke color laga rakha tha tabhe ik ladka uske paas aaya aur uske lips pe kiss karke bola I LOVE MY INDIA
Ik baar ik aadme ka mobile toilet me gir gya tabhe toilet me se ik devi prakat hui aur us aadme ko ik golden color ka mobile diya to aadme ne kaha ke ye mobile mere nahi hai to devi kahte hai ke ja ke ese dho le pote mai ho gya hai
Height of innocence :- Ek ladki ne blue film last tak dekhi.., : : : : kyunki usko laga ki ladka end me ladki se shaadi bhi karega.!” xD
Pappu road pe sandas kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to pappu bola : “sahab saboot to utha lo”
Ldka-I LUV U Ldki-sorry main kisi or se pyar krti hu, Ldka udas ho gya or achanak bhagne laga or bola-Teri mummy ko Btaunga, Ldki-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2…
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