Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 20

Teacher-Papu ek story sunao withmoral :-) . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. :-/ . . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha :-/ . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.;-):-P:-D.



Ladki aur ladke ki ummido me kitna difrnce hota h . . Ladki apni sari ummid 1 hi ladke se rakhti h . aur . . . . ladke saari ladkiyo se 1 hi ummid rakhte hai… =D



Dedicated To All Girls….:) . . Hamesha Maa Baap Larkion Ko Yehi Samjhaty Hain K Beta Ye TumHara Asli Ghr Nahi, Tumhara Asli Ghr To Tumhara SasuraL Hai…..!!!Leki ­n…. . . . Baat Jab Ghr Ki Safai Ki Ho To ” It Magically Becomes Their House ” Tum Ghr Main Mehman Nhi Ho Tumhara Ghr Hai Tum Hai He Saaf Karna Hai, Bahar Se Koe Noker Nhi Aayega….!! .. ……..Chalo Utho JHAROO LgaoO ” ;( :D



Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : – Kiss me hard ! France : – Kiss me Slowly ! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aa jayega ;-)



Really Girls are very Smart… :p . Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai? . Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10, . Girl: kuch kam karo na plz.. . . . . . . . . . Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo . . . . . . Girl: Thanku, dedo… ye huyi na Baat… :p =D



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