Strange but True Duniya me har insaan ka alag naam hai. Magar Bheed me jb hum Aawaz lagate hain “ABE O KUTTE” Kasam sd 20 me se 18 log palat kar dekhte hain…
SHAITAN ne kaha kisi NAIK insan ka number do Apun usko tang karega. Maine Aap ko no. diya to Shaitan bola~Abe marwayega kya Ye to BOSS ka no. hai.
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Santa : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher : Kyon? Santa: Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta .. :p :O
Bhakt:Baba mujhe aisa kaam batao ki mujhe kuch karna na pade, log kare aur paisa mujhe mile. Baba:Ja Beta SHAUCHALAY khol le.
Bhagwan Ki Leela To Dekho, Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Padhta, Lekin, . . . . Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali-Gali Jana Padta Hai. :
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