Kabhi bhi raste me chalte samaymobile me nazre mat lagayeraho.. . . itna bhi mobile me busy na ho jaoki saamne se.. . . . . . . . ladki guzar jaye aur tumhe pata bhi na chale…:p :O
FAILhote Hain To Koi”Haal” Tak Nahi Puchhta . . . Wah Wah…Wah Wah!! . . . . . “PASS”hote Hain To Duniya . “TREAT”lene Aa Jaati Hai. :p :@ . ek failure insan k dil ki awaaaz :p =D.
Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:”Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo, “Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful” . . . . . Student:”jani !!! Bacchi to dakh . . Tabaahi hai tabaahi ;-D :p
He Mere Desh ke naw Jawano Abhi Tak markar Dekha Bewafa Sanam ke liye Duptta Na mila hai kafan ke liye. Ek Bar Markar dekho watan ke liye Tiranga Milega kafan ke liye. jay hind…i luv my india..
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