Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA, fir Phd karwaunga ,fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga. . . . . . . . Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo :p
Ab batao In me se Pappu kon hai..?? . . Customer:”Ek colgate dena.. . Dukaandaar:”Kau Ânsa.. ?? . . Customer:”Pepso Âdant… :p :O
i Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. . . . . . . .Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike lock karne gaya tha.. Danish hashmi
Aaj Mujhse 1 ladki kehti h Girl: mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai. Plz tumhere laptop me se daal do plzz Me : Memory card hai kya? Girl : hmm.. sochne ke baad . . . . . Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASHAN CARD chalega ? :p :O Joke abhi khatam nhi hua h.. me : ok koi baat nhi tumhare mobile me bluetooth me.? Girl : awwww…Srydear bt lookat my smile..C my yellow teeth..:D:D danish hashmi
Pappu: Mai Raat Ko Bathroom Gaya, To Vahan Pr Bhoot Tha. Golu: To Phir Kya Hua? . . . . . Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Mai Bhoot Se Bola Tm Hi Kr Lo, Hmara To Aise Hi Nikal Gaya Tha.
Previous
from whatsappjokes.im http://ift.tt/1tz6tRe
via IFTTT
No comments:
Post a Comment