..Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu?? .Bf: Nahi. GF: Kyun ?… …….. ……..BF: Main”hanuman chalisa”padhkar  sota hu.=D
Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle. All animals were laughing at him. Pappu:Why ru laughing? Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE :O RGK
2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the….. . Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai. . Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.
Tchr: Agr koi skul k smne Bomb Rkhta h to kya karoge? Stdnt: 1-2 ghnte dkhnge Agr koi le jata hai to thik h . . . . . . . . . Wrna Staff Room me rakh denga..
Choti-2 magar Moti batein: 1 bat zindagi mein hamesha yaad rakhna . “Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte hain aur Jab nahi chalti to nahi hilte” . It’s ok. Thanx ki koi baat nahi mere sath raho ge to General Knowledge mein to izafa ho ga hi.
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