Muj se ab ye ‘JUDAI ka ‘ZEHAR’ pia nhi jata ‘yaro’ . . . … . H0 Ske to . .. Muje 2 glas Anar Ka ‘Juice’ hi pila do (‘,’)/ or ! /] [ suno .! !. ‘Burf’ mat dalwana..
Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai, . . Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai, . . Dil tarasta hai use paane ko, . . Kya aapka dil nahi karta……… . . .KURKURE khaane ki?
Bnta to Snta.. Bnta:”Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla.. jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha.
What is tension?…… 1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi… Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi… aap use hospital le gaye…. Doctor bola :- ‘Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he’.. Lo ho gayi tension… Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu, Ladki boli yahi iska baap he. Aur tension!…. Police aayi aur Saala aurr tension!.. Aapne Thank god kaha aur baharaa gaye…. Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacchehe wo kiske REAL TENSION…
Sadda Haq (Engineer’s Version) . . . Ho..B.Tech friendly, Degree ke rakshak, Main bhi hu 12th pass! … Assignment se, Submission se,Kyuuuuun, Tu kaate mujhe, Kyun daante mujhe, iss tarah hohoohooo hoooo, Lecture mein sabak sikhaye, Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe, Koi sawaal puchu toh tu, Internals ki dhamaki sunaye, Tera Darr, Tere notes, Tere marks, Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!! SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!!
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