Dosto se problem share krna achha hota hai. . . “Isliye nhi ki wo use solve krte hai Par . . . . Sale aise-aise solutions dete h ki hm problm hi bhul jate hai.
Santa – “sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?” Boss – “woh gaon ki hai..” Santa – “Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.
EK BAAT BOLU? Naraz mat hona Bol du? Sonch lo? Hum Aap se bahut Pyar Se keh rahe hain Ki mujhe sMs kar diya karo. Nahi to mobile chori karwa denge.
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . .. . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.
SANTA: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai, Choti-2 Bato Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hai. BANTA: Kya Hua? SANTA: Tune Suna Nahi, “Mungfali Mein Dana Nahi Hum Tumhre Nana Nahi.
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