Santa Ko Uski Girl Frnd Ne Sms Kiya- “I Miss You” Santa Ne Apna Khaternaak Dimaag Lagayaa, Or 2 Ghante Baad Jabab Bheja- “I Mister You…” Ha….ha….hiBy – Rao
Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botle Leke Bethi Thi, Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola :– Aise Peete Hai, . . Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi. By -Rao
Nurse Ne Baby Ko Santa Ke Haath Mein Diya.. . Woh Kushi Se Chillaya:”Putta-R Hua! Puttar Hua! . . . Nurse Chillai:”Abbe Andhe Ki Aulad, Ladki Hui Hai.. Meri Ungli Chhod.. By Rao
5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao? China:”Mazak Mat Karo.. . . Japan:”Namumkin . Amrican:”Sawaal -Galat Hai.. . UK:”Net Par Nhi Hai.. . . Indian:”Easy… F(IV)E.. India has all”JUGAAD”
Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao Santa : Phir Banta : Phir Kya Saalone, Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta. By -Rao
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