1Glass pani lo usme Neem ki Patti dalo, 2 ghnte K liye rkhdo, Fir 10 min Garam karke Peelo…. . . . . . jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye Fir SMS kr dena.
How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years ——Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes. .. After 3 YRS——-Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils · · After 15YRS——-ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray…. · · After 40 YRS——- Agarbatti
Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss gaal pe! . . . . . Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo Miss: Kyu ?? . . . . . Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad hai..! :p =D Pappu Rock…Miss shock!!:D BY-M.M
jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:”Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha…:p:D :O by-M.M
1 Hand on pen other on phone 1 Ear on Lecture Other on Gossip 1 Eye on Board Other on Lover Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ? Actually studentsa are very busy BY-M.M
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