Monday, 21 April 2014

Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 148

Girl Apny Boyfriend Se Main Maa Banny Wali hon! BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: . . . . Abey . . . . . . . Sun to ley Tere Baap Ney Mujhe Propose kia hai, Mai teri Maa Banne Wali Hun :D :p



Maha maha Shararti joke :pmust read….Maza aayega..:D Santa 2 daughter- tumare pet mai jo baccha hai vo kiska hai Beti- ye kaisa question hai papa . agar aapko koi 25 kele khilaye aur puche ki aapko kis kele se sardi hui to aap kaise bata paoge…. :o :@ :D



Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya, . . . . . . . . “Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon, . . . Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai.”.. :)



Classic Insult !! . . Lecture Was Going On.. Suddenly A Boy Went Out OfThe Class.. . . Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya? . . . . . . . . . His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai :P



Faadu Joke- 1 ladki pull k uper se chalang laganey hi wali thi ke… 1 bike wala uske pas aa kar ruka or bola k agr tm sucide karney ja hi rhi ho to ek ba rmuje 1 lambi kiss de jao. wo larki tyar ho gai phir itni lambi or gehri kiss di usney larkay ko k wesi kiss larkay ne pahley kabi nhi li ksi se, phir usne larki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi to larki ne kaha. Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai larki ban kar ghumu . Mera naam Bablu Khanna hai.:D:D



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