Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye. . . Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?. . . . . Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, . Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai, . pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, . Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai, . meharbani karke ye scheme band kar doh. =D
Sadda Haq (Engineer’s Version) . . . Ho..B.Tech friendly, Degree ke rakshak, Main bhi hu 12th pass! … Assignment se, Submission se, Kyuuuuun, Tu kaate mujhe, Kyun daante mujhe, iss tarah hohoohooo hoooo, Lecture mein sabak sikhaye, Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe, Koi sawaal puchu toh tu, Internals ki dhamaki sunaye, Tera Darr, Tere notes, Tere marks, Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!! SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!!
girl :- my janu baby .. shona .. ye personal aur secret me kya difference hota hai ?? . . . . . . boy:- tum meri gf ho ye personal hai . . . . and teri behen b meri gf hai ye secret hai . . .:D :O Gf shockss boy rocks …
Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mob nikala, ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai Honey ya Darling He was shoked 2 see d name ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA…!!!
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True Story In bed,its 6:00 am,if u close ur eyes for 5 mins, its direct 7:45, . . . . but . . . . . . . in lecture its 12:00,u close ur eyes for 5 mins, itz stil 12:01 :’(
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