Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 146

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai, dil tarasta hai use paane ko,Kya aapka dil nahi korta maggi khaane ko?



Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara,Har dil diwana hai tumhara,Log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum,Lekin hum kehte hai,Dog jaise ho tum..



1 Engineer mandir main bol raha tha.. Hey Bhagwan.. Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri PoojaTeri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . . . . . …..meri ek bhi nahi ?



Kehte hai asar hai humari baaton me.. Samajh jaoge do chaar mulakato me… Humse bachkar kaha jaoge tumhe pane ki lakeer hai in haato me….®



Girl (in Train) : Can I Sit Here? Boy : Ofcorse Its All Yours. Girl : Can I Take Some Water? Boy : Yes, Ofcorse. Girl : Bhaiya…. Agla Station Konsa Hai? . . . . . . Boy : Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimaag Mein GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai…..Jaldi Seat Khali Kar…… Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai…:-P :- D



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