Sharma – Yar Mere Baal bahut gir rahe hain, Verma _ Par kaise? Sharma – Tension se Verma – kis baat ki tension? Sharma – Baal girne ki.
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!! =D
Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye, ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye. Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye… Maneesh
Wife : Oji sunte ho, Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya hai, Ab mai kya dalu? Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi, Naya “Colgate active salt” dal de usme namak hai.
Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece utha k Pati ko diya, bagal se ek Buzurg Bole waqt ki baat hai, Warna Hamari Begam bhi hume Taangey utha utha ke deti thi…!!
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