Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa : Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai. Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha,khidki se kud gaya,Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.
Aatey bhi haste ho jaate bhi haste ho. Subah bhi haste ho sham ko bhi haste ho. Aapko kya lagta hai – sirf aap hi brush karte ho.
Wife : T.V. par Match dekh rahi thi, Husband smart banke aaya or Bola- DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU.., Tabhi wife Zorse Chillayi ChakkAAAA.!!!!
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